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Posted: Friday, March 9, 2018 at
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Cute little Dennis... |
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Posted: Saturday, March 10, 2018 at
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Thanks for sharing Mardybear, some great cartoons. |
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Posted: Saturday, March 10, 2018 at
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Hope people are enjoying them!
My wife and i enjoy comics. I wrote a Bash script that visits 27 comic strips daily, retrieves the raw html file, wgets the latest jpg, sharpens and resizes the image to a directory for viewing, automagically in ~2 minutes.
Will post when i come across golf funnies, as long as i'm here :)
In The Bleachers attached ... |
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Posted: Monday, March 12, 2018 at
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Lots of snow where i'm at, should melt fast this week.
Hi and Lois - Tee it up... |
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Posted: Tuesday, March 13, 2018 at
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Nothing better to do but work on the short game.
In The Bleachers attached... |
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Posted: Monday, March 19, 2018 at
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Marmaduke, the endearing troublemaker...
Sorry to all serious golfers, who might not appreciate the humour. |
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Posted: Tuesday, March 20, 2018 at
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Thanks for sharing Mardybear, some great ones. |
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Posted: Tuesday, March 20, 2018 at
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These were actual letters sent into to the Local Council { Housing Maintenance Department} Rented Houses.
1- Dear Sir or Madam , Our Sink has broken in half and is now in 3 pieces would you come as soon as possible to mend it.
2- Dear Sir , with regards to the broken paving in our back garden , the wife tripped up over one of them and is now pregnant. |
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Posted: Wednesday, March 21, 2018 at
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lol, good one Argon, thanks for sharing |
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Posted: Thursday, March 22, 2018 at
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"lol, good one Argon, thanks for sharing" |
Glad you liked them here is some more.
"I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off."
"I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage."
"Their 18 year old son is continuously banging his balls against my fence."
"I wish to report that tiles are missing from the roof of the outside toilet and I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off."
"The lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?"
"I am writing on behalf of my sink which is coming away from the wall."
"I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen."
"I am still having trouble with smoke in my built in drawers."
"The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared."
"Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink."
Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third so will you please send someone around to do something about it."
"I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would be pleased if you could do something about the noise made by the man I have on top of me every night."
"Please send a man with clean tools to finish the job and satisfy the wife."
"I have had the Clerk of the Works down on the floor six times, but still have no satisfaction."
"We are getting married in September and would like it in the garden before we move into the house."
"This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broken and we can't get BBC2." |
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Posted: Thursday, March 22, 2018 at
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The game gets trickier for angelic golfers.
Another In The Bleachers... |
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Posted: Sunday, March 25, 2018 at
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GET IN THE HOLE, MARIO !!!
Another 'In The Bleachers' linked below... |
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Posted: Sunday, March 25, 2018 at
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Old article, found this amusing, excerpts from:
''Get in the Hole'' and the 10 Most Annoying Fan Acts at Sports Events
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1224582-get-in-the-hole-and-the-10-most-annoying-fan-acts-at-sports-events
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Tiger Woods'' advancement to day four of the U.S. Open at Olympic guarantees fans will be seeing - er, hearing - more of another person, too.
Good ol'' "get in the hole" guy.
Just as the red shirt on Sunday and the tiger puppet club covers do, this chant has come to symbolize Woods, like it or not.
For most, it''s the latter.
Granted, most will persevere through the shenanigans and enjoy themselves. Still, in every moment these comedians put their talents on display, we all cringe, shake our heads and mumble unpleasantries under our breath.
"Get in the hole" guy doesn''t ruin it, but he - along with many other sports venue perpetrators - sure has a knack for being annoying.
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Yelling "Get in the Hole!"
Tiger Woods approaches the putt, strikes the ball and it''s on its way. As it approaches, inches from the cup, someone yells at the ball, willing it to sink out of sight in Woods'' favor.
Completely acceptable.
Woods then sets up for his next shot - a 642-yard, five-shot par. He crushes the ball and it sets sail into the air.
"Get in the hole," someone yells.
It''s 642 yards away, buddy. There''s no way he''s getting a hole in one. Not even a large, unexpected gust of wind is going to take that bad boy that distance.
But this guy doesn''t seem to get it. No, instead he yells the phrase over and over again - every tee-off, every shot, every hole, every single time Tiger Woods puts club on ball.
It got old fast, yet it''s still rolling.
At this point it''s obligatory. |
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Posted: Friday, March 30, 2018 at
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Last hole (a little macabre), In the Bleachers... |
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Posted: Sunday, April 1, 2018 at
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Happy Easter everyone!
Another Herman linked... |
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Posted: Sunday, April 22, 2018 at
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It's spring time, FoxTrot linked... |
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Reality Check linked, don't forget to look for Ralph the Squirrel :) |
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Posted: Thursday, May 3, 2018 at
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Old married couple...Herman comic linked. |
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Posted: Sunday, May 6, 2018 at
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Not too funny but what the heck, In the Bleachers linked... |
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Posted: Monday, May 7, 2018 at
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Some great cartoons Mardybear, thanks for sharing. |
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