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Jokerman
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Posted: Friday, September 17, 2010 at 4:10:51 AM | IP Logged
GOLF TERMS

� A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole

� A Diegio Maradonna - a very nasty 5 footer

� A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read

� A Rio Ferdinand - Lipped out

� A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't

� A Cuban - needs one more revolution

� An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker

� A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand

� A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect

� A Kate Moss - bit thin

� A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional

� A Rodney King - over-clubbed

� An O. J. Simpson - got away with it

� A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver

� A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver

� A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems

� An elephant's arse - high and ****ty

� A condom - safe but didn't feel real good

� A circus tent - a BIG top

� An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result

� A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when you're not expecting it

� A Ryanair - flies well but lands a long way from the target
 
 
 
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Gunpower61
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Posted: Friday, September 17, 2010 at 8:39:15 AM | IP Logged
Lol.....great one :)

Note:
Any chance you reupload your custom golfers you created?....we lost them with crash...ty. 
 
 
 
 

 
Jokerman
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Posted: Saturday, September 18, 2010 at 4:59:42 AM | IP Logged
..yes..as soon as I get my other rig sorted out upstairs..been decorating and am using laptop at the mo.. 
 
 
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Gordo
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Posted: Sunday, September 26, 2010 at 1:41:24 AM | IP Logged
lol... great list.... reminds me of the Robin Williams on the invention of golf schtick

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